Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, but I love making fun of it.
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ESUN President: "Col. Heero Yuy-Lowe. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Heero: "Hn."

ESUN President: "And you must be Vice Foreign Minister Relena Yuy-Lowe Peacecraft Dorlain. It's an honor."

Relena: "Likewise, but please there's no need to be so formal. Just call me Vice Foreign Minister Lena Yuy-Lowe Peacecraft Dorlain."

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Priest: "By the power vested in me, by the municipal of Colony L4, I hereby declare you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."

The audience applauded loudly as the couple turned to face them.

Priest: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor and priviledge to present to you Mr. and Mrs. Quatre Catalonia."

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Duo: "Duo means two. That's means I'm twice the man you are."

Wufei: "Hmph. Well Wufei means five, so I'm five times the man that you are."

Heero: "Heero means one. That means it only takes one of me to kick all of your asses."

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Trowa: "I have no name if you must call me something, call me No Name."

Catherine: "I am not calling you No Name. That's stupid. I'll call you Rex."

Trowa: "You can't call me Rex! It's a dog's name!"

Catherine: "It's better than No Name."

Trowa: "No it isn't."

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Zechs: "That's Zechs. Z E C H S. Zechs!"

DMV Lady: "Right Sex, I got it."

Zechs: "No, not Sex, Zechs."

DMV Lady: "Hey aren't you Milliardo Peacecraft, that freak who tried to destroy the earth?"

Zechs: "You can call me Sex."

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Ringmaster: "Rex, have you fed the lions yet?"

Trowa: "My name isn't Rex! It's No Name!"

Ringmaster: "Right, sorry Rex."

Trowa: "I will destroy you!"

Heero: "Hey Rex, don't steal my lines."

Trowa: "Damnit Heero, don't call me Rex!"

Heero: "I thought Rex was your new name."

Trowa: "No, No Name was my old name, but now it's my new name because everyone knows I'm not the real Trowa Barton. So call me No Name."

Heero: "No Name's stupid. Stick to Rex."

Trowa: "Don't call me Rex! I am not Rex!"

Relena: "What? Heero is my brother here?"

Heero: "No, Sex isn't here."

Zechs: "Yes I am, and it's Zechs not Sex!"

Quatre: "At least it's not Sex Noin."

Noin: "Oh I'd love some, but won't Dorothy get mad?"

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Everyone: Giant Sweatdrop.

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