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Chapter 1: The Dullest Day of the Year...or Is It (Day 1)

Relena sat at her desk staring blankly at the paperwork piled in front of her and sighed, it was a beautiful day and she was stuck inside with nothing to do except read and sign documents. Her head ached when she thought of the banquet she was supposed to be hosting in a few days (remember that the party it's important later). She hated hosting parties with a bunch of old men who loved to talk politics. As she sat staring at the bill for the new painting for the ceiling banquet hall when the doors burst open and Duo stepped in followed by Hilde both wearing impossibly wide smiles.

"Relena how's my favorite princess?" Duo said happily.

"Duo! Hilde! Oh my gosh when did you two get here?!"

"A few hours ago, Duo and I were kinda bored and since we hadn't seen you in a while we figured we'd drop by." Answered Hilde.

"I'm glad I'm not the only one suffering from the incredibly bored syndrome."

Before anyone could say anything else Dorothy walked in with more papers for Relena to go over, she set them down on her desk and turned to walk out when she noticed the guests.

"Oh hello Hilde...Maxwell." She said Duo's name with more than a hint of disgust.

"Hi Catsy." Duo said grinning.

Dorothy glared at him, "Don't call me that."

"Well then don't call me Maxwell."

"Hey come on can't you two get along?" asked Relena.

"NO!" Duo and Dorothy shouted in unison.

"So Hilde what do you want to do today?" Relena said in an attempt to change the subject.

"Well actually we really hadn't thought of what we'd do once we got here."

"I think we should snoop around here I'm sure there's something interesting to do." Said Duo.

"Well I don't know."

"Well come on what could it hurt just to walk around a bit give us all time to catch up." Duo said.

Relena shrugged, "What the hell."

"Miss Relena you aren't honestly going to go with these two are you?"

"Yes Dorothy, I am they're my friends you can come too if you like."

"What?! And have to be next pathetic excuse for a Gundam Pilot?! Why not I don't have anything better to do." Sneered Dorothy.

"Hey what do you mean pathetic?!!" Duo growled.

Hilde took his arm, "Come on Duo don't worry about her."

With that settled the group walked out the door and headed walked down the hall headed nowhere in particular. Twenty minutes later they came across a bunch of guards surrounding a couple of large doors this sparked Duo's interest.

"Hey, What's with all the security?" he asked.

"Oh that's the laboratory, they're working on some sort of machine. The whole thing is very hush, hush I'm not even allowed in. Miss Noin and my brother even had a meeting with me to tell me that `I am never under any circumstance to go in there.' "

"Wanna go in?" Duo asked with a mischievous smile.

"Yes I do but it would get me into A LOT of trouble not to mention what might happen if you guys get caught."

"So we just won't get caught." Hilde said.

"We really shouldn't."

"That's what makes it fun." Said Duo.

"If Miss Relena thinks we shouldn't we won't." Dorothy snapped.

"Oh shut up Catsy."

"Maxwell you are really pushing your luck."

"Oooooooo I'm sooooooo scared."

"Hey you two cool it." Relena interrupted.

"Well I'm going come if you want to." Duo said and walked off to find an unguarded entrance.Hilde took off after him followed by Relena, Dorothy growled angrily and caught up with the others.

They had crawled into the lab. through an air vent that Duo found, and once inside they began to search for something that might prove interesting to mess with. After a couple of minutes Hilde came across what looked like one of those portable bathrooms used at construction sites hidden in the darkest corner of the room.

"Bingo." She said with a smile.

"What did you find?" asked Duo.

"I have no idea." she answered.

Dorothy, Duo, and Relena made there way over to Hilde and looked at the machine.

"It looks like a Port-a-potty." Said Duo.

"I think this is it! I wonder what it does. Why didn't someone tell me about this thing earlier?" asked Relena.

"Maybe because the people who built it wanted to use it against you Miss Relena." Dorothy said.

"Can you ever say anything nice to anyone?" Duo asked.

"Shut up Maxwell!"

"Guess not."

By this time Hilde and Relena had already stepped in and were messing with the controls, once Dorothy and Duo stopped arguing they stepped in as well it was rather cramped but the group didn't seen to mind.

"I found something it looks like a journal." Said Hilde.

"Lemme see." Duo said as he snatched the book from Hilde's grip, he quickly flipped through the pages looking for something that might tell what the machine did but it was mostly drawings of its insides. Then on the last page he found a rather interesting entry, "Hey guys listen to this it says `tests prove machine works but effects only last five days changing the fuel source may be the answer to this problem'."

"What does that mean? What effects?" Dorothy asked.

"I neither know or care." Duo replied.

"I think this green button starts it." Relena said.

"Is this thing really safe? I mean what if it makes us radioactive or somethin'?" Hilde asked.

"Who cares." Said Duo as he hit the green button.

The door snapped shut there was a bang, some smoke, and a white flash, then the door opened and the machine shut down. Duo was the first one out, coughing, and waving the smelly smoke out of his face.

Cautiously he looked around looking for some sign that the machine had done something, but found nothing out of place.

"Well I guess it doesn't work." He said.

Suddenly there were screams of fear coming from behind him, he spun around to find Hilde unconscious on the ground and Relena staring at her in shock.

"What happened?" he asked, and as he did he hered another scream a male scream he looked over only to find he was looking at himself. "What the hell?" then slapped his hand over his mouth, "I sound like..."

Duo looked down and was shocked to find he was wearing a dress and had blonde hair that went down to his knees, and the really big shocker was that he had breast. "Holy hell!!!"

"Duo your in my body!" gasped Dorothy.

"And Relena's in mine." Said a dazed Hilde.

Duo thought he was going to join Relena in the land of the unconscious, Dorothy knelt down by Hilde's body AKA Relena and gently shook her awake.

"Miss Relena, Miss Relena wake up!"

"Duo since when have you called me Miss?"

"No it's me Dorothy."

Relena looked like she was going to loose consciousness again, "You're kidding."

"I wish."

"And what is THAT supposed to mean?!" Duo snapped.

"I think we should get back in and see if this thing reverses this." said Relena.

"Can't the machined broken," said Dorothy pointing to the exposed and broken wires from the machine, "thanks to a certain braid brain!"

"Well now that would be you wouldn't it?" said Duo with a cheeky smile.

Dorothy mentally kicked herself, "My point is this whole things your fault Maxwell!"

"Look let get out of here before we get caught and discuss this like rational people." Said Hilde.

"She's right lets go." Said Duo.

Slowly the group made there was past the guards, snuck out the way they came in and made there way to Relena's bedroom. Once they were inside Duo locked the door and faced the others Hilde sat slumped in a chair, Relena was sitting on the bed next to Dorothy who was looking over her new body with disgust.

"Ok so what do we do now?" Duo asked no one in particular.

"Why don't we tell someone like Zechs or Noin?" asked Hilde.

"No we can't what we're going through will be nothing compared to what will happen if they find out we snuck into a restricted area." Said Relena.

"But what if this is permanent?!!" Dorothy screeched.

"It's not the journal said so, I say we wait five days let the affects wear off and pretend like it never happened. Agreed?" Duo said, the others mumbled their acceptance of his plan, "Good then it's settled."

"What are you talking about! I'm in YOUR body!!"

"Like that's such a bad thing! I'm the one who should be upset I have to play ant-girl for the next five days!"

"ANT-GIRL?!!!!"

"Come on guys let's not fight we need to stick together we're a team now and there's no 'I' in team." Stated Relena.

"There's no 'us' in team either so why should we bother?" Duo shot back.

"Come on guys Relena's right let's not fight and just try to get along alright?" said Hilde.

"Sure." said Dorothy.

"Yeah fine whatever." Grumbled Duo.

"One problem...I have to go to the bathroom." Said Dorothy.

"Aaaaand?"

"I am not holding it."

"So go to the bathroom."

"Duo I thinks the means she aint touchin your privates." Hilde said.

"Oh that is a problem. Well I'll go with you."

Dorothy stiffened at the thought, "I don't think I could stomach the sight of my body touching yours."

"Well what do you want me to do?!"

Dorothy rolled her eyes, "I'll get some rubber gloves or something." Then walked out of the room.

Duo followed, "And no playing with it!" he shouted after her.

While he was off shouting his `handle with care' instructions at Dorothy, Relena and Hilde stayed behind and looked at each other.

"This is going to be a hard five days." Hilde said.

"Hilde don't slouch you have to pretend to be me so act right."

She sighed quite annoyed and did as she was told, and then she felt something, quizzically she reached down her shirt and pulled out a picture of a shirtless Heero working on his Gundam.

"Oh my what have we here?"

Relena blushed and dove for the picture but Hilde jumped out of the chair just in time to avoid the attack. Relena made another desperate grab for the picture and successfully retrieved it tucking it away in her shirt.

"Hey don't put that in my shirt!" Hilde yelled as she tackled Relena and attempted to remove the photo.

At that moment Duo walked in and saw Hilde on top of Relena trying to get her hand down the other girl's shirt, "Um guys what are you doing?"

"Oh Dorothy...I mean Duo she's got this picture of Heero down my shirt and I'm trying to get it out." Said Hilde never breaking her hold on Relena.

Relena shoved Hilde with all of her might and sent her flying across the room, "Wow Hilde your body is strong!"

Hilde got up gasping for air, "Tell me about it." She wheezed.

"Look Relena let me take the picture and when things are back to normal I'll return it that way everyone's happy." Duo said.

Relena thought about it and handed Duo the picture, "here."

Duo took it and looked it over, "Whoa! Relena you naughty girl!"

"Duo!"

"Sorry." He said and stuck it in his pocket.

It was dinner time and everyone met in the Dinning room to eat (of course) Relena sat across from Hilde, Duo sat across from Dorothy Noin was across from Zechs and things went smoothly until Dorothy noticed Duo's eating habits.

"Duo chew with your mouth closed." Dorothy whispered.

He didn't acknowledge the fact she spoke and kept on stuffing his (technically her) mouth and smacking the whole time.

"Maxwell stop it." She growled.

Duo stopped eating and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, "Wha'd you say?"

Dorothy cringed at that then leaned forward to keep anyone else from hereing, "You are supposed to be me and I don't eat like that nor do I wipe my mouth with the back of my hand and I never say things like `Wha'd you say.' "

"Oops sorry." He resumed eating in a semi-civilized manner.

Dorothy looked around to see if anyone had noticed that little scene, luckily Zechs and Noin were too busy talking to each other so they hadn't noticed.

Duo and Relena finished their meals and excused themselves, that left Dorothy and Hilde together.

Hilde was staring at her food pondering her predicament when she hered someone say something, "Sorry what?"

"I said," Dorothy repeated, "I don't think I'm going to be able to make it I think we should just tell them what we did now." She gestured to Zechs and Noin as she spoke.

"Now way! Besides what makes you think that they will believe us?"

"They probably know about that machine and what it does so they should understand."

"Well I think we should wait it out like Duo said."

"Do you always do what he says?"

"No but in this situation I think it would be wise to just wait and see."

"Easy for you to say at least you still have a girls body."

"Well look at the bright side you do have the sexiest male body on the planet."

"I would appreciate it if you would not refer to this body as sexy until I'm out of it."

After dinner Dorothy walked into her room forgetting that she had switched with Duo, and found him sitting on the bed staring down his nightgown.

"HEY!!!" she shouted catching him completely off guard.

"AHHH!!!" he screamed and fell off the bed.

"Just what do you thing you are doing?!!"

"Uh, I dropped a penny down my shirt and I was looking for it."

"You were not you pervert!!"

At that moment Relena and Hilde raced in to see what all the screaming was about, "What's ...going...on?" asked Hilde completely winded from the run down the hall.

"That sick bastard was staring down my shirt!!" fumed Dorothy.

"Ewwww that IS sick." Mumbled Hilde.

"Well technically it's my shirt." said Duo.

Dorothy stormed over to Duo and shoved him off the bed, he jumped up and dove on the other side of the bed trying to keep something between him and the angry woman in his body. With a shout of rage Dorothy flew across the bed and pinned Duo on the floor.

"Aaahhh! Catsy remember you're only hurting yourself!" he squealed.

"You are so lucky you're in my body Maxwell!"

"I know you're a C cup."

"YOU DIRTY LITTLE PISSANT!!!!"

"Duo behave and Dorothy calm down." Relena instructed, "Look we won't make it if we can't cooperate with each other."

"If he'd stop staring at my breasts I might be able to act civil!" Dorothy growled.

"Ok well it's over now, right Duo?" Relena said.

"Yup I'm all done."

"Great, so now we can all go to bed." She concluded.

"There is no way that I am going to leave him alone with my body." Said Dorothy.

Relena sighed, "Alright then you and Duo share the room."

"What?! Me share a room with this loudmouthed American prick?!" she snapped.

"HEY! That was uncalled for!"

"Well what do you suggest?"

Dorothy pondered this for a moment, "Fine I'll do it."

"Then it's settled I'll bring you some of Duo's clothes since I think someone needs to watch him." Said Relena.

With that the two girls left, Relena returned shortly with some nightclothes for Dorothy and left again. When she was gone Dorothy stepped into the bathroom to change, while she was in there she stared at her new body in the mirror and decided that the braid had to go. She slowly unfastened the tie and undid the braid, once undone Duo's hair was quite beautiful.

"I almost feel like a girl again." She giggled to herself.

When she came out of the bathroom she was surprised to see Duo sitting at the nightstand staring at himself and she noticed he had braided her hair. She shrugged the scene off turned off the light and got into bed. Duo was quite annoyed she had just turned off the lights without even warning him so with a sigh he got up and joined Dorothy in the bed. All was peaceful until Duo got bored, since he wasn't really tired, and started humming American Badass.

"Cut that out Maxwell." Dorothy commanded.

"No, humming puts me to sleep and you were the one who wanted to sleep in here so you have to deal with my sleeping habits." He replied then continued humming.

"I said stop and I meant stop."

"Make me."

Dorothy growled, turned over, and put a pillow over her head to drown out Duo's constant humming. She was almost asleep until he started to sing outright.

"Maxwell!!!"

"What?"

"Shut up!!!!"

"Jeeze it's late don't yell s'loud."

"Then SHUT UP!!"

"OK OK."

20 seconds later "I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady and all you other Shady's are just imitating."

"MAXWELL!!!!!!"

"Alright, I'll stop."

Chapter 2: The Meeting (Day 2)

"Miss Relena...Miss Relena."

Hilde stirred in her sleep and mumbled, "Stop calling me that."

"Miss Relena wake up you have a meeting to attend."

Hilde opened her eyes to see Noin standing above her trying to get her up, "Oh hi can I have just five more minutes I didn't get much sleep last night?"

"I'm sorry I know this is last minute but we have one very eager man waiting in the conference room, his name's Microft. He wants to form an alliance with us and to use our military force as well. What about the word Pacifism doesn't he understand I will never know. This guy is bad news so and be sure to let him down easily he's an easy man to anger."

As she spoke she guided Hilde to the closet and picked out a nice dress and shoes for her to wear, then handed it to her.

"Um Miss Noin is their any way we could just tell them I'm sick and can't have visitors?"

"I wish." She laughed then walked to the door, "Hurry up and change and meet us in the conference room A.S.A.P. that means now." with that she left.

Hilde dressed as quickly as she could then raced into the meeting room trying not to be late, when she arrived she felt she would faint; the room had one large table that had about 50 or more people sitting and looking at her. `There's no way in hell I'm going to get away with this.' She thought. She was relieved to see Relena, Dorothy, and Duo sitting near her seat, she smiled and took her seat across from Relena. The second she did a man in a navy blue and maroon uniform stood.

"Miss Peacecraft I am sorry for this early meeting but I must meet with you to discuss matters of the up most importance, I have invited some members of my council to give you the details on a few issues but what I want to discuss now..."

From that point on Hilde didn't here a word he said, she had learned a few things living with the worlds biggest chatter box, like how to sleep with her eyes open (I can do that you know) so she leaned back against her chair and dozed off.

Relena hadn't noticed Hilde wasn't paying attention until she took a glance in her direction and almost screamed. Hilde aka Relena was leaning back in her chair eyes open but rolled up in her head so only the white part was showing and drool was flowing from her gaping mouth into a nice sized puddle on the floor; she looked like a zombie. Relena looked around to see if anyone else noticed, luckily everyone was listening to an accountant giving a speech about how helping them would benefit both countries financially. She quietly ripped a small piece of paper from the clipboard that was placed in front of her balled it up and plucked it at Hilde, the paper flew across the table and into her mouth, but she didn't wake up. Relena silently cursed and balled up another piece of paper and flicked it at Hilde, this one hit her in the eye and she woke up with a jump, which coincidentally caused her to fall out of her chair with a loud yelp. Dazed Hilde jumped up and looked around and all eyes were on her and she wasn't sure what she should do, at that moment she noticed a string of drool dangling from her mouth she wiped it off on her hand and rubbed her hand clean on her dress. Relena hid her face in her hands, she felt like crying.

"Um I would just like to say." Hilde paused to take a little piece of paper out of her mouth, with a look of confusion she tossed it aside and continued. "I would like to say that I have hered all of your presentations, and I have thought it over. I am afraid I must decline your offer. This nation, believes in Pacifism, and we would be betraying our beliefs if we increased our military power." Hilde smiled to herself `that sounded very Relena-like.' she thought. She looked at Relena for some sort of signal she did good but Relena was busy hitting her head with her clipboard.

The whole room went into an uproar, men yelling and begging her to reconsider Noin stood up and silenced them all, "That is Miss Peacecrafts' decision so the meeting is adjourned."

With that everyone got up and left all the men gave Hilde death glares on their way out, when they left the only ones left in the room with her were Duo, Dorothy, Relena (still banging her head I might add),

Noin and Zechs. Duo mouthed `Your in trouble now.'

"What the hell was that?!" asked Zechs.

"I thought I did good." Said Hilde.

"Did good?!! You fell out of your chair drooling, interrupted the mans speech to decline his offer in about the goofiest manner possible!"

"Oh the falling out of the chair thing was just an attention grabber, and I thought we didn't want to be allies with that guy."

"We don't but you could have been more polite. That was so incredibly rude and disrespectful!"

"Well they came in too early and I was still tired."

"You have a responsibility to this nation to be ready to handle any situation no mater who interrupts your beauty sleep!!"

"Zechs calm down she made a mistake and it's over now." Noin interrupted.

Zechs slammed his chair under the table and stormed out and Noin followed, Hilde just looked around in confusion, "What?!" she shouted.

"You idiot!!!" yelled Relena at this point she had stopped banging her head, "You are such a complete idiot!!"

"Chill out it'll be forgotten in a day or two."

Relena just glared at her jumped up and stormed out just like everyone else Dorothy followed trying not to laugh.

Duo walked up to Hilde and shrugged, "I thought you did great."

Dorothy had just left Relena's room, after convincing her suicide was not the answer, and she was walking to the room she shared with Duo. She stepped in to find him sitting in front of the vanity mirror holding something that was making a shrill buzzing noise, she walked up beside him careful not to be seen in the mirror and looked at what was in his hand; an electric razor. She was about to turn around and ignore the whole scene, because it was about time her legs were shaved, until she saw him put it to her eyebrows. She dove just in time to knock the razor out of his hand, angrily she yanked a very surprised Duo to his feet.

"What the HELL are you doing?!!"

"Aw come on Catsy the eyebrow thing is drivin' me nuts just let me shave the top one."

"Hell No!!!"

"Pleeeeeease."

"NO!!!!!!"

"Fine be that way but trust me you'll never get married with this kind of facial handicap."

"Maxwell when I get my body back it had better be in the same condition I left it in."

"Um... if...if I just so happened to change something before this uh...warning would you still be mad?"

Dorothy tightened her grip on him, "What did you do?" she growled.

"I think the nice way to put it is your head is now the only part of your body that has hair."

It took her a moment to catch on to what he was trying to say and when she did she was really, really P.O. Before she got a chance to strangle him he wriggled free of her grip and bolted out the door and she was hot on his trail.

Hilde was walking down the hall when she saw Duo run past laughing like a psychopath and Dorothy on his heals yelling some very unladylike phrases.

"What are they arguing about now?" she asked herself as she continued down the hall.

Finally she reached her destination; Zechs' room, she wanted to find out if he was still steamed. She opened the door and walked in knowing he wouldn't mind if his `sister' came in unannounced. He was in his room with his back to her and jumped a little when he hered her come in.

"Hi Zechs I just came by to say I'm sorry for what I did this morning and I hope your not still mad."

He stood and faced her with a sweet smile on his face, "I'm sorry I yelled I wasn't really mad at you I was just very frustrated with a something that's going on in my life right now."

"Anything you want to talk about?"

"Not really."

Hilde sat on his bed and patted the space beside her, "Come on I promise it'll make you feel better."

Zechs sighed and sat next to her, "I feel kind of awkward telling you this but...I want to ask Noin to marry me."

"Wow really that's great so what's stopping you?"

"I'm afraid she'll say no."

"Hahahahahahaha *gasp* *wheeze* *cough* Hahahaha, that...that's the funniest thing I've ever hered! Hahahahahahahaha...Oh wait your not kidding." He frowned at her, "OK listen Zechs let me tell you there's not a soul in this kingdom, accept you, that doesn't know that she loves you more than life."

"What?"

"Yes man she is so love sick it makes me wanna puke."

"Are you sure?"

"Am I sure! I'd bet my life on it!"

Zechs smiled and stood up, "Thanks I needed to here that, uh Relena you won't tell anyone about this will you?"

"No your secrets safe with me, well I gotta go now the others have been at each others throats and they need a referee."

"Alright...and Relena I think you've been hanging around Hilde too long you're starting to talk just like her."

"Oh yeah sorry." With that she walked out and closed the door behind her, "You eeeediot." She growled at herself.

Chapter 3: Bedroom Secrets Revealed

Later that afternoon everything was peaceful once again, Dorothy called a truce with Duo although Relena hered her swear revenge, and Hilde promised never to fall asleep during a meeting again. They were all in the living room, Duo playing battleship with Dorothy and Hilde playing chess with Relena, when Noin walked in.

"Miss Relena you have some guests here to visit you." She announced stepping aside and Quatre, Heero, Trowa and Wufei walked in.

"Well actually we're here on business," said Quatre, "we hered about the meeting with Microft and we were all convinced, after seeing how upset he was, that he might try and include the Sanc Kingdom in a battle it's his style the man's a nut."

"Do you really think so?" asked Hilde.

"Yes he may not have to power to attack this kingdom himself but he does have the power to turn his allies against you, I know about this man and he's hell bent on dragging this kingdom into war one way or the other." Heero answered.

Hilde winced at that, "Crap." She murmured.

Relena glared at her, "Two lousy days in my body and you bring the worlds leading pacifist nation into war!" she growled quietly.

"Well thank you for coming." Hilde said to the newly arrived Gundam pilots. "Come on in and make yourselves comfortable."

Noin said good-bye and left, Quatre greeted everyone with a handshake and a herety smile Trowa, Wufei, and Heero just sat on the couch and nodded there hellos. Duo and Dorothy moved from their game to sit in two chairs across from the couch.

"So how have you all been lately?" asked Relena.

"Fine and you?" Replied Quatre.

"I've had better days."

"Let's cut the small talk I want to know what you did to make Microft so mad." Heero said to Hilde.

She grinned sheepishly, "I kinda fell asleep in the middle of his speech and when I woke up I simply dismissed his proposal."

"That was dumb."

"Yeah I know."

Duo shifted uncomfortably in his chair Quatre was staring at him in a more than friendly way and it was making him nervous.

"Is there anything you would like to do we're open to suggestion?" said Hilde.

"Well we are kind of tired, it was a twelve hour trip, although I hate to come in and just go to sleep on you." Replied Quatre.

"Oh no problem it's already nine and we'll be retiring for the night soon as well." Said Relena.

"OK if you're sure you don't mind."

"No really it's alright, follow me I'll show you to your rooms." Said Hilde and they all got up to show the others their rooms.

Relena knew Hilde had no idea where to place then so she walked ahead of the group and pointed to the doors of the spare rooms as she passed them.

"Quatre you can take this one." Said Hilde as she came to the first door Relena showed her.

Quatre smiled warmly at her and stepped in, as the group moved on he called to Duo quietly.

"Dorothy...Dorothy!" he whispered.

Duo remembered that was supposed to be him and turned around, Quatre signaled him to come in his room so Duo shrugged and went in and since he was supposed to be Dorothy he decided to speak like her as well although it sickened him.

"Yes Quatre-sama."

Quatre sat down on his bed and sighed, "I think we need to talk don't you?"

"About what?"

"About what happened the last time we meet."

"I don't know what you mean."

"Come on Dorothy don't try and tell me what happened between us mean nothing to you!"

Duo was beginning to understand what he was saying, and took a complete shot in the dark with his next statement, and by blind luck hit the bullseye "You mean when we made love in your Gundam?"

"Yes what do you think I meant?!"

He now had Duo's full and undivided attention, "Yes well of course it mean something to me, I thought you knew that."

"Well when you were gone in the morning I...I thought you had just used me."

"I was afraid of committing then but now I'm not, and I want us to be together." Said Duo in his most sincere voice trying not to laugh at the nice little surprise he was leaving Dorothy for when everything returned to normal, or the thought of Dorothy and Quatre gittin giggy inside Sandrock.

"I'm so glad to here you say that," he sighed, then an evil grin spread across his face, "by the way you were great."

"Oh stop your flattery I wasn't all that."

"Yes you were it wasn't me who caused Sandrock to fall over."

Duo managed not to fall out on the floor laughing, "I *sincker* forgot about that."

"Well I didn't, you know I would like for us to be together again." He said giving him a sexy grin.

"I would love to but you see I do have this engagement in a little bit and..."

Before he could finish Quatre stood up and kissed him.

Dorothy was in the bedroom changing into a nightshirt when Duo flew in ran into the bathroom and threw up in the toilet bowl, she went in after him to see what was wrong.

"What happened?"

"Don't ask."

"Too late Maxwell what happened?"

"I ate some bad tuna."

"You don't like tuna."

"Now you see why."

"Fine keep secrets but if this has any permanent affects my body..."

"I know your going to nuder me the hard way."

"Correct." With that she left Duo in the bathroom over the toilet bowl. "And don't dunk my hair in the water!" she snapped over her shoulder.

Duo flipped her the finger and got up to look for some Listerine, "You going to bed early?" he asked once he found the breath freshener.

"Yes I'm tired from trying run you down all day."

"You know we shouldn't fight so much I mean if anything we should be best friends." He said right before he started gargling.

"Why do you say that?"

He spat out the mint and vomit smelling fluid before he continued, "I mean you'd think war girl would naturally want to be friends with the god of Death." He then poured half a tube of toothpaste in his mouth and proceeded to scrub his teeth with his toothbrush and winced when he realized it wasn't his mouth.

"You have a point Maxwell but I can't stand you...at all."

"W'l eshuse he for twhyin' sho be fawiendwy." He said with a mouth full of toothpaste.

"What?"

Duo spat it out and repeated himself, "I said, Well excuse me for trying to be friendly."

Dorothy ignored him and climbed into bed, "Good night and stay out of trouble."

"And stay out of trouble." Duo mocked to himself in the mirror.

After sending the boys to bed Relena and Hilde resumed their game of chess when Heero came in.

"Relena may I speak with you a moment?" he asked in a more serious voice than usual (if that's possible).

Hilde gave Relena a questioning look, and she gave her the OK signal, got up and left. Heero watched her leave and once the door was closed he sat in her chair and lowered his head.

"I know your going to hate me for this but I have to tell you because it's been bugging me for the longest time and I feel that if I tell you it wont...make me feel so guilty."

"What happened?"

He paused for a moment, "I...I had an affair with Noin, I mean it was a long time ago when we were on Peacemillion and it didn't mean anything I swear." Heero confessed.

Hilde was only able to sit with her mouth handing open a number of questions were running through her mind like; since when were Relena and Heero a couple? How the hell had he gotten Noin to sleep with him? Would he tell Zechs?

"Does Zechs know?"

"Hell no he'd skin me alive!"

"Well, I hered that he was going to ask Noin to marry him, and I think she might want to get this out in the open."

Heero completely flushed and stood up slowly, "I think I need to have a word with her." He said then bolted for the door, suddenly he skidded to a stop, "Wait a minute doesn't this bother you at all?"

"Hey, it happened a long time ago can't dwell in the past." Hilde said.

Heero nodded and ran to the door once again, and again he stopped because Duo had burst in and smacked him in the face with the door sending the other boy crashing into the floor.

"Watch where you’re going, woman!"

"Who are you callin a woman?!" Duo snapped then covered his mouth when he realized his mistake, "I mean sorry, hehehe."

Heero stood up slowly and slid cautiously past him then ran down the hall.

"Idiot!!" yelled Relena as she walked back in, "I told you not to go in, I knew you would do something stupid!"

"What so I'm not used to being called a woman excuuuuse me!"

Relena rolled her eyes and raced to Hilde's side, "So what did he say?!"

Hilde raised an eyebrow, "How long have you two been together?"

"Oh shit he told you?"

"In so many words."

"Whoa! You and Heero are a couple?" Duo asked.

"Yeah." Relena said blushing.

"Man oh man Heero's gonna flip when he finds out I know!"

"You can't tell him or he'll think Relena told and that might jeopardize their relationship." Said Hilde.

"Awwwww I can't believe this! Oh well at least I got somethin' on Quatre." Duo grinned.

"What?"

"Nuthin'."

"Anyway!" Relena interrupted, "What did he say?"

"Were you two an official couple when you were on Libra?"

"No why?"

"Good cause it won't count as an affair."

Relena cast and incredibly angry glance at Duo.

Duo looked back at her in confusion "What...you think...me and him...that I would...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

"No Relena not Duo...um...Noin."

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo and Relena shouted in unison.

"They both musta been REALY lonely up on Peacemillion cause they got alittle freaky."

Duo burst out laughing while Relena, for the second time in two days, passed out.

(Day 3)

Duo leaned over to Hilde who was happily eating her cornflakes and whispered, "I spent all last night tryin to figure it out how they did it and I still can't picture it."

"Picture what?" she asked.

"Noin and Heero I mean isn't he a bit short for her? How did they kiss did he use a foot stool?" Hilde nearly snorted her breakfast out her nose, "But what's really a mystery is was got Quatre and Dorothy together, in a Gundam no less."

Hilde's eyes got wide a saucers, "Are you serious Quatre and Dorothy?!" she whispered.

"Yeah hered it got so wild the whole thing fell over."

She spat milk all over the table, getting everyone's attention, "Sorry just choked on a flake."

Eventually the others just shrugged and went back to there conversations, Hilde spun around to face Duo, "They what?"

"Geeze I hate repeating myself it's bad for my health, I said Dorothy and Quatre got so hyped they knocked the Sandrock over."

"What are you two whispering about?" asked Dorothy.

"What us oh nuthin' " Replied Hilde.

"Nuthin'?" Repeated Noin.

"What I can't use a little slang every now and then?"

Noin just shook her head and continued eating, Hilde looked around the table taking in the scene Trowa was talking with Wufei, Zechs was talking to Noin. Dorothy was talking to Heero in an effort to be like Duo and Heero who was trying to ignore her, Quatre was making goo-goo eyes at Duo and Relena was eating an omelet while staring daggers at Noin who didn't seem to notice. Once again Duo leaned over to Hilde.

"If he don't stop starin at me like that we're gonna have a problem." he said motioning to Quatre

"Be nice remember your supposed to be his lover so at least smile at him."

"Yuck I'm not going to have blonde thinkin I like him."

Hilde rolled her eyes and went back to her meal when one of the servants came in and rang a bell, "Excuse the interruption but it is time for Miss Peacecraft prepare to speak with the press."

Zechs thanked her and signaled for Hilde to follow as he left with Noin. Relena, Heero, Trowa, Wufei, and Duo got up to follow, Dorothy finished the last of her toast and got up to do the same but Quatre was blocking her path.

"Duo I know what's going on." He said.

"Huh?"

"Between you and Dorothy, I know you two are sharing a room."

"Sooo?"

"So I'm not going to stand by and let you take my woman!" he shouted.

"Relax there's nothing between me and Du.. uh, Dorothy."

"Yeah right," he grabbed her braid and wrapped it around her neck so tightly she couldn't breath; "I challenge you to a duel Duo Maxwell six o'clock in the garden, the winner keeps Dorothy, and don't try and back out either because I will hunt you down." With a shove he dropped her on the floor and left to join the others. Dorothy would have been upset if she hadn't been so extremely impressed.

Chapter 4: The Duel

Duo ran into the training room after he hered Quatre's announcement to him and the other Gundam pilots that he and `Duo' were dueling at six for `ownership' Dorothy. He was greeted with the sight of Dorothy practicing her fencing with an imaginary opponent.

"What the hell were you thinking?!"

"Pardon?" she asked without stopping her practice.

"Dueling with Quatre! Are you nuts?!"

"What are you talking about you know what happened the last time we fought."

"Yeah but that time he wasn't trying to win!"

She stopped and looked at him, "Are you trying to say that you think I'll lose?"

"I'm not worried about you winning I'm worried about him doing something to my body! And I'm pretty pissed about him thinkin we got somethin goin on!"

"I don't like it either but I'm rather impressed that he's finally showing some aggressiveness in fact I'm honored, the only other thing that can make him have a backbone is the death of several loved ones."

"What are you gonna do I can't have everyone thinkin I'm fighting over YOU!"

"I plan to give this my all and if he wins I think he truly deserves me."

"You mean ME he's gonna end up with ME!!"

"Maxwell relax everything will work out."

"Dorothy I'm warnin you don't mess up my body."

"Or you'll what? Hurt me? Besides you owe me after that razor thing."

Duo grinned evilly, "Maybe so but just don't let him hurt me to bad cause if you do I'll...I'll do something really mean!"

While Dorothy rolled her eyes and, Duo turned and walked out. She sighed and looked at her watch.

"Five minutes till six better suit up." She said to herself.

Duo, Hilde, and Relena sat nervously on a bench while Heero Trowa and Wufei stood nearby making bets. Quatre was practicing a few moves while waiting for `Duo' to show up. Finally `he' did. Quatre smiled evilly and raised his sword to show he was ready. Dorothy stood in ready position as well waiting for him to strike.

"Lady's first." Said Quatre with a sneer.

Hilde slapped her hand over Duo's mouth before he could protest, Dorothy smiled and lunged at him.

Duo cowered behind his hands, trying not to look when Quatre sliced his body into little pieces, but once he looked up he found that not only was Dorothy holding her own, she was winning. Heero and Wufei looked on in total shock.

"I didn't know he could fence." Wufei said.

"Now this is a first." Said Heero.

"I knew he had it in him." Said Trowa who had bet all his money on `Duo'.

The fight raged on for a few minutes until Quatre jumped back panting, "Wow Duo I didn't know you could fight like this, you're good, but sadly not good enough."

Dorothy charged him again and took a swipe at him but he ducked and did a sweep kick putting her flat on her back. She rolled out of the way just as his sword plunged into the ground where her stomach would have been. Dorothy took another swipe at him but he sidestepped the attack and swung at her arm slicing through the protective material and cutting her arm.

Duo made a funny choking noise and was about to get up and beat the crap out of Quatre but Hilde and Relena pinned him down, Hilde once again covering his mouth to prevent him from yelling unladylike phrases.

"You bastard!" Dorothy yelled to Quatre.

"You asked for it. Now to end this!" he yelled as he attacked.

This time Dorothy waited for him to get to her before she struck and was surprised when he slid under her sword, and popped up behind her. Before she could spin around he booted her in the spine causing her to fall and drop her weapon. Quatre caught it before it could hit the ground, Dorothy spun onto her back and gasped when she saw Quatre standing over her with the two swords crossed over each other like a pair of scissors at her neck.

"I win." He said with a smug grin.

Dorothy smiled, "Guess so...you can put the sword down now."

"Only after you say you are and ugly prick who doesn't even deserve to be in Dorothy's presence."

"I am an ugly prick who doesn't deserve to be in Dorothy's presence." She repeated.

At this point Relena and Hilde were sitting on Duo in order to keep him down, Relena was the one covering his mouth this time since he bit Hilde. Heero Trowa and Wufei were so busy laughing at the whole `Duo' Quatre scene they didn't notice.

"Also," continued Quatre, "Say Dorothy is a goddess with unmatchable beauty and hair even more gorgeous than your own."

"Dorothy is a goddess with unmatchable beauty and hair ever more gorgeous than my own."

Duo managed to jump up and was about to kill Quatre but Hilde and Relena tackled him again and before he could shout his protest Hilde shoved a handful of hair in his mouth then clamped her one good hand over it.

Quatre thought for a moment then removed the swords from his opponents' throat, "Alright that's good." He extended his hand to `Duo' and helped `him' up.

"That was pretty impressive Mr Winner."

"Thank you Duo you did weren't so bad yourself I didn't know you had that kind of skill...and since when have you called me Mr Winner?"

"Never mind that, what I'd like to know is where you leaned those moves from."

"Oh just something I thought up in my sleep." He bragged, "Now if you'll excuse me." He then walked over to Duo as soon as he faced that direction Hilde and Relena jumped off him and left him spitting hair out of his mouth.

Quatre walked up to him with a sweet mile and offered his hand to Duo, who only scowled until Relena pinched him. Duo squeaked and leapt into Quatre's arms.

"Ah, we are finally together my sweet."

Duo cracked a fake smile, "Yeah wonderful."

Quatre the hauled Duo over his shoulder and proceeded to walk away, Duo shot Hilde and Relena a look of pure terror as he was being dragged away.

Dorothy waved, "Bye have fun!"

Trowa Wufei and Heero finally recovered from their laughing fit and went to `Duo's' side.

"Tell me Maxwell how the hell did you learn to fight like that?!" Asked Wufei.

"Dorothy taught me." She said.

"How long were you two...together?" Trowa asked.

"Oh we weren't I just wanted to test my skills against him, I don't know how he got the idea that me and Dorothy were a couple."

"You should get that arm checked." Heero stated flatly.

Dorothy looked down at her arm she hadn't noticed the wound before, it was a pretty deep cut and it was bleeding a lot as well, "Damn." She growled, "Guess I should." With that she took off into the house followed closely by Hilde and Relena.

Once they were away from the others the Relena spoke, "You idiot you let Quatre win and take Duo, lord knows what he'll do to him!"

Dorothy grinned, "I have an idea."

"And you're OK with that?!" Hilde squealed.

"Fine by me it's not like he's cheating."

"Yes it is AND with DUO!" shouted Hilde.

"Relax he's in my body so it's not like there're gay."

"RELAX?!!!!!! Quatre's about to rape Duo!"

"Quatre is a gentleman if Duo says no then he won't."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" screamed Duo as Quatre finally pinned him down after chasing him around the bed for five minutes, "Get off! Get off! Get off!"

"Dorothy what's the matter? Is it my breath?"

"No it's that you're on my spine now GET OFF!!!!"

"Oh sorry." Said Quatre and helped him up.

"It's OK just don't do it again."

"Well I thought you wanted me to pin you down like last time remember?" he said the last word with sexy smile.

"Yes...of course but I can't be with you tonight because...I...have a cold. Yes I have a cold and *cough* I *sniff* don't want you to catch *sneeze* it."

"Oh Dorothy that's terrible well why didn't you tell me?"

"Because *cough* I *sniffle* didn't want you to *sneeze* worry."

"Here sit on the bed I'll get you some tea stay right there alright?"

"Alright." Duo said in his sickest voice and lay down on the bed. The second the door closed he jumped up and proceeded to try and escape through the window, but found it was stuck and he couldn't get it open.

"Ssssssshit!" he hissed.

Soon Quatre reentered to find Duo struggling to open the window, he set the tea he had down on the night table and went to his side.

"Something wrong my love?"

Duo jumped, startled by his sudden appearance, "Oh hi...I just...wanted some air it's hot in here."

"Well did you try unlocking it?"

Duo looked down at the silver latch and grinned sheepishly, "Hehe silly me."

Quatre opened the window and led Duo back to the bed, "Now you lay down and rest here is your tea."

Duo took the cup and blew on the hot liquid inside, "Thank you but I really should be getting back to my room."

"Don't even think it your staying in here with me."

Duo spat out the little bit of tea he had drank, "WHAT?!"

"You're going to stay with me. Now lay back," he said as he took the tea from Duo and pushed him down on the bed, "And get some sleep, I'll be right back."

Then Quatre got up and disappeared into the bathroom, when he emerged he was wearing nothing but a silk robe and he had something white in his hand which he handed to Duo.

"What's that?"

"Your nightgown silly, the one you wore the night we made our relationship official, I kept it and cherished it ever since that night I haven't even washed it."

Duo felt like throwing up and passing out at the same time, "So what do you want me to do with it?"

"Wear it."

"Uh couldn't I just sleep in my clothes?"

"Don't play shy now just put it on."

"Uh *cough* I'm to sick to *sneeze* change my clothes, *wheese* just let me sleep *sniff* like this."

"Oh you poor thing let me dress you then."

Before Duo could protest Quatre pinned him down and was undressing him, Duo tried to yell but got a mouth full of shirt as it was lifted over his head. In and instant he was completely undressed and Quatre was standing back looking him over. Duo blushed and grabbed the white silk slip he was holding and put it on, once he did Quatre jumped into bed and got under the covers pulling Duo with him and wrapped his arms around his waist. Duo tried to get free but every time he did Quatre just pulled him closer finally he quit struggling and tried to think of other things.

"Dorothy?"

"Yeah?" Duo replied nervously.

"I've decided that I'm going to take you with me back home with me when I leave isn't that great?"

"Great juuuuust peachy."

Chapter 5: The insanity of War (Day 4)

Relena was sleeping happily when she was awakened when something heavy landed on her chest, her eyes shot open and she found she was face to face with herself.

"Hi Relena! Guess what!"

"You lost your toothbrush?" she asked wrinkling her nose.

"No! Zechs said he was going to ask Noin to marry him TODAY!!"

"What? Oh my gosh are you kidding?!!!"

"Nope I just talked to him he's really nervous though."

"Wow this is great! Wait what about that thing between Noin and Heero?"

"Oh I asked Heero about that last night and he said she said that she wouldn't mention it...after he begged her of course."

Relena giggled, "I would have loved to have seen that!"

"I'm goin' downstairs for breakfast you wanna come?"

"OK if you'll get off my gut."

"Oops sorry!"

Dorothy sat at the dresser brushing her hair when there was a loud knock at the door, she took her time in answering it. She was surprised to see Heero standing outside fully dressed.

"Hi can I help you?"

"Hurry up and get dressed I was just informed that Microft is starting a full scale attack now get ready for some serious action they've got us seriously outnumbered." He said.

"Huh?"

"You hered me now get dressed we're going to need everyone to fight, Trowa and Wufei are already suited up, oh yeah tell Quatre and Hilde to get ready for me they're downstairs eating breakfast."

"WHAT?!!!!!!"

Heero covered his ears at the outburst, "I said tell Hilde and Quatre to suit up what are you deaf?"

"Will we have backup?"

"No there aren't THAT many suits we should be able to handle it. Why? You too scared to go into battle?"

Dorothy didn't reply to that she simply slammed the door in his face and rushed to get dressed.

Duo was grumbling profanity as Quatre attempted to feed him another spoonful of grits, Hilde and Relena were sitting opposite of the table giggling. Duo attempted to give them the death glare but was distracted by Quatre.

"Come on Dorothy one bite wont hurt."

"No." growled Duo.

"Sweety what's the matter? Is it your cold?"

"No."

"Are you going to say no to everything I ask?"

"Yup."

"Please eat."

"No."

Quatre sighed and put down the spoon, "She's not a morning person." He said to the two across from him.

Suddenly Dorothy slid in with a panicked look on her face, when she saw Quatre she immediately tried to look cool calm and relaxed but it didn't work.

"Uh, Morning everyone." She said.

"Morning Duo!" Quatre beamed.

Dorothy stood at the head of the table, "Quatre, Hilde I have bad news Microft has decided to launch a full scale attack on the Sanc and we have no choice but to fight and we need you two to suit up and get into gear."

The whole table looked shocked, Duo was the first to remember how to speak, "Are you going to fight?" he asked in a worried tone.

"Yes."

Duo cringed, "Well don't mess it up."

"Don't worry Dorothy, Duo can hold his own in battle."

"I wasn't talking about the war I was talking about my Gundam." He grumbled in a voice to low to here.

Meanwhile Relena was about to pass out again; her fight in a mobile suit, that was a bad idea for so many reasons it wasn't even funny.

"I don't think I can fight because...I haven't been feeling well lately." Said Relena.

"You too? Dorothy got sick suddenly like that too last night maybe it's some sort of twenty-four hour bug." Said Quatre.

"I doesn't matter if she's sick we need to get moving so let's go NOW!!!" snapped Heero who had just walked in.

Relena stood on shaky legs and walked to the door and Dorothy followed, Hilde and Duo could only watch.

"What the hell are we going to do?" whispered Relena once they were in the hanger and away from eavesdroppers.

"I can pilot a mobile suit but I don't know what you're going to do Miss Relena." Said Dorothy.

"Walk me through it."

"Huh?"

"Just tell me which button does what and I'll be OK."

"It's not that simple..."

"Come on if Duo can learn it why can't I?"

"Alright I'll try but don't expect miracles."

"Duo stop talking and get in the damn suit!!!" shouted Heero.

"Rude little son of a bitch." Muttered Dorothy.

Relena walked over to a tall white suit next to Noin's and got in, it took her a moment to figure out how to close to hatch and even longer to work the seatbelt.

Meanwhile...

Dorothy looked over the controls, yup, she could handle this no problem, the design was different but the controls were about the same as any mobile suit just a lot more high tec. She hered a beep and then hered her own voice over the com-link, it was Duo.

"Hiya, look I know you know about the basic controls but there are a few things you should know about. One to activate the scythe use the little green button under the booster switch, two the self-destruct button don't work so don't try it, and last but most importantly DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT press the red button above you!"

Dorothy looked up at the small red button above her head and a mischievous smile crept over her face, "Whyyyyyyyy?"

"Trust me just don't do it."

Being the person she is Dorothy shrugged and pushed the button anyway.

Noin was adjusting a few of the setting on her suit when she hered a blood curtailing scream from the Deathscythe. `Weird kid' she thought.

"I told you not to press it!!!" snapped Duo.

"How do you turn it off?!!!!"

"Press the button again!"

Dorothy did just that and the image on the screen in front of her disappeared, for a moment she just sat their trying to catch her breath, "Duo, why is their a porno video of you and Hilde installed in your Gundam?"

"Do you really want to know?"

Just then another voice can in, "Dorothy are you alright?!" asked Relena.

"No! I'll never be alright after that!"

"After what?"

"Jeez chill you act like ya never seen two people doin it before!" said Duo.

"Not in that position!! Hell is that even legal?!!"

"Hey don't give me the Saint Dorothy act I know about you Quatre and Sandrock and from what I hered you two scored about a fifty on the Richter scale."

"You know about that?!" she gasped.

"Ooooooohhhh yeah do I ever!"

"Dorothy I hate to interrupt this obviously important conversation, but could you please give me lift off instruction everyone else is getting ready to leave." Said Relena.

"Oh sorry, later Maxwell." With that she cut Duo off the line.

"Alright press the big black button underneath the joystick."

"Done."

"Now wait a moment to let the engine warm up then press the button on the top of the joystick but not until the others take off OK."

"Gotcha."

Soon she hered Zechs's voice on her intercom, "Alright everyone listen the only way we can even hope to survive this is to stick by each other these guys are all about divide and conquer. Now let's go!"

Heero was the first to take off followed by Wufei the Trowa, Noin, Zechs, Quatre and Dorothy. Relena was the last one out in hopes no one would notice her lousy driving.

"Dorothy I think something's wrong with my controls they don't seem to be responding correctly!"

"Oh I forgot to tell you, left is right, right is left, down is up, and up is down."

"Well that sounds easy enough." Said Relena sarcastically.

"Good luck."

Soon they arrived at the battle scene their were enemy suit all around them but that didn't seem to phase the other pilots at all they just started bowing them up. Relena began to panic when she found herself in the middle of it all.

"Dorothy how do you shoot?!"

"Raise your gun and fire!"

"Well how do I raise my gun?!!" she asked panicked, then the cockpit began to glow a bright gold color.

Noin smiled as another M.S. exploded in front of her, she moved on to take on another and found the perfect target when Zechs flew in front of her and shot it, as well as two other possible targets.

Annoyed she called him on the intercom, "I can take care of myself Zechs you don't have to baby me!"

"Who? Me?" he asked as he shot three more suits that had attempted to target her.

"Yes you cut it out!"

"I'm not doing anything." He said innocently as he, yet again, shot a few more suits that threatened to fire at her.

"Zechs!!"

"Alright alright don't have a heart attack there are still plenty left for you."

"Thank you." She said and took aim for and unsuspecting target, when Zechs flew in and cut it to pieces. Noin muttered something unkind under her breath then flew off to fight solo.

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