Duo loped across the edges of my screen, reading the words I had just finished typing. Suddenly, he stopped. Going back to the top of the paragraph, he started reading again, blushing deep red this time.

"Er.. Leeko.. you can't write this." he said, not meeting my eyes.

"Why not? I am the author, here."

"Because THAT'S HILDE!" He hid his face in his hands, too embarrassed to lift his head up.

"Oh, come on, Duo! Tell me you never thought of her like that!" I teased, noticing his face going one shade darker.

"THOUGHTS are silent, in my head.. THAT would be read by everyone!"

"Get real, Duo! Not everyone will read this! Only Gundam Wing fans!" I once again started tapping at the keys, laughing as he kept peeking through his fingers. A couple of times, I watched as he adjusted his tight leather pants...

:::::Poor Duo doesn't realize that they don't hide much...:::::

"Konnichiwa, Duo! Leeko! Who are you torturing today?" Hilde bounced across the screen and plopped herself down next to her roommate in the corner of the monitor.

"She's torturing US this time!" Duo growled, draping his arms over his lap.

"Iie!!! Is she?" Hilde scanned the lines on the screen, glancing over at Duo every so often. Finally, she spoke..

"Why haven't you ever tried that?" She asked, feeling deprived.

"But... we don't DO that!" He stammered, shocked at what she was suggesting.

"According to Leeko we do."

"Leeko is a hentai! C'mon, Hilde! You don't wanna ruin a friendship, do you?"

She didn't answer, just narrowed her eyes and waited for him to dig the hole deeper.

"Can you imagine US sleeping together? Really?"

"Hmm.. your right..." she smirked, "Trowa IS better looking..."

"Nani? Take that back!"

"He is! He has those sexy green eyes...."

"You can only see one! AND.. I have better hair."

"His bangs add mystery. It's always the quiet one's you have to watch. I just LOVE a bad boy."

"I'm a bad boy!"

"Iie.. you couldn't be bad if you tried."

"I'M SHINIGAMI!"

She ignored him, turning to me, she winked, silently laughing. "Leeko? Do you think you can write a lemon starring me and Trowa?"

"Sure, Hilde. I actually started one, but never finished it. I didn't like the plot line, you see. BUT.. I have another half finished.. where you and Duo have a fight, and Trowa is helping you pick up the pieces."

"Oooohh!!! Hai!! That sounds good!"

"Hmph!! It's been done before!" He grinned, thinking that that shut us up.

"I thought you didn't think of her that way!" I teased back. "So, Hilde.. you want me to make the silent one a dangerous bad boy?"

"Hmmm.. maybe he can kidnap me? Oi! Just the thought makes me weak in the knees!"

"Iie! I forbid it! I mean it, Hilde! You can NOT go near Trowa! It's for your own good! Besides, He has Cathy!"

"She's his sister." I told him, just to make trouble.

"That depends on who's fic's your reading! Seriously! What's the odds on him finding his sister after so many years in the middle of a WAR???"

"They say that the truth is stranger than fiction. Ok, Hilde.. you want Trowa to kidnap you?" I smirked, watching the braided baka pull at his hair.

"That's IT! I mean it!! Hilde, there is only ONE gundam pilot alive who will get to kidnap you, and that's ME! Got that? GOOD!"

With those words, he picked her up, flipped her over his shoulder, and carried her away, off of the monitor. Hilde managed to look up at me, and I barely caught the wink as I gave her the 'thumbs up' sign.

Hmmm.. all in the day of an obsessed fanfiction author....

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